You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
tequila makes me forget i have legs
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
