I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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