I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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