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Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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