i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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