Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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