There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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