My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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