I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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