So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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