That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
