new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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