but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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