im drinking this country out of the recession.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Do plants get herpes?
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