Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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