the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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