Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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