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(770): View more from Georgia

I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka

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(517): View more from Michigan

She just said, "are my livers going to die?"

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.

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