Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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