All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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