Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Green mimosas i think yes
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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