Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Where is the hickey?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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