from now on my penis is your penis
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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