32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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