There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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