Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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