I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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