she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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