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(816): View more from Missouri

I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Say something about gay babies.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I need to stop coming to work sober

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

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(631): View more from New York

Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.

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(941): View more from Florida

Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married

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(416): View more from Toronto

Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story

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(330): View more from Ohio

I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN

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