I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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