Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my phone needs a breathalizer
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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