I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My feet surprised me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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