Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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