Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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