somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
