When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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