why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
last night I used snow as a chaser
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