It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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