Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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