So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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