What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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