Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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