Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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