porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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