Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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