it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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