hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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