Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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