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literally had 100 drinks last night.

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(310): View more from California

Swine flu. Run for my life!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.

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(905): View more from Toronto

she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".

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