okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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